Spuffy limericks (G)
Dec. 11th, 2020 12:42 pmShe's neither a shop girl nor a schoolgirl.
She's a fighter, commander, and doer.
She's a creature of dark,
and this demon bar
will for sure be the right place to woo her.
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One girl and a lively cadaver
were enemies, allies, and lovers.
Their battles endured
but slowly matured
to the fine art of hogging the covers.
The first one is, is, of course, halfway found poetry, so credit to David Fury or Jane Espenson or whoever wrote "You're not a schoolgirl. You're not a shop girl. You're a creature of the darkness. Like me."
These were kind of limerick 1 and limerick 3 from a set of three. stuffnonsense wrote the second one, which is over here.