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thenewbuzwuzzAight, so we're doing this.
buzwuzz (TM): the Human, the Myth, the Legend
Are you in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fandom? Tired of reading fic that has... chapters and logic and all that mainstream stuff? We have just the thing for you.
buzwuzz (TM) dares you to embark on the amazing journey of picturing your faves as MEERKATS, GEOMETRICAL FIGURES, and commanders of a SHRIMP ARMY*.
Don't want to read about your faves? Perfectly natural! Consider instead the charms of GENTLETHAN, only one of the many incredible ships brought into this world by buzwuzz's patented BUFFYVERSE OTP GENERATOR**.
If buzwuzz's AWARD-NOMINATED poetry leaves you wanting more, visit the bookmark collection of more than 150 BUFFYVERSE POEM RECS and more than 450 total Buffyverse poem links.
Speaking of recs, buzwuzz posts a monthly rec list MULTIPLE TIMES A YEAR***! Discover more Buffy stuff than you ever can or want to read, and rediscover many things that buzwuzz has only just noticed.
Do you regret joining the Buffy fandom a decade too late to experience it on LiveJournal? Never fear! Due to the efforts of buzwuzz and many other people, you can, in the year 2020, participate in the one, the only, the legendary,![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
seasonal_spuffy (available on LJ and DW)!
Is your head spinning from this abundance of riches? Do you wander in vain seeking where the action is in the Buffy fandom? SUBSCRIBE to our NEWSLETTER****su_herald today and never miss a thing again! Unless the editors miss it!
Not into the Buffyverse? Tough cookies! However, you may still enjoy buzwuzz's PHOTOS that document staring at many random surfaces, or their endearing access-locked venting posts.
"Enough about buzwuzz," you say? "What about me?" Well, how would you like a UNIQUE, lovingly crafted MOOD COLLAGE THINGY for your Buffyverse story?Make sure to bid on buzwuzz's offering when fandomtrumpshate opens this year! [as of pinning this post in 2024, I don't participate in fandomtrumpshate anymore]
buzwuzz (TM) comes preinstalled with two language packs: Latvian (Latvia) and English (no consistent regional variety), with limited support for German, Lithuanian, and Russian. MARVEL at their ability to use English almost like a regular human being.
buzwuzz (TM) offers***** this and much more, all for the low low price of stroking their ego on the regular. Don't miss out! Find thenewbuzwuzz on BOTH of your favorite sites: Dreamwidth and Pillowfort.
DISCLAIMERS
*The shrimp army option is only available for Illyria.
**Ships produced by the generator reserve the right to be creepy AF.
***So far.
****rahirah is the editor-in-chief, and 4 other people are involved, but buzwuzz does 1/7 of the work. So you know it's gotta be good.
*****Offer may be changed or revoked at any point.
buzwuzz (TM): the Human, the Myth, the Legend
Are you in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fandom? Tired of reading fic that has... chapters and logic and all that mainstream stuff? We have just the thing for you.
buzwuzz (TM) dares you to embark on the amazing journey of picturing your faves as MEERKATS, GEOMETRICAL FIGURES, and commanders of a SHRIMP ARMY*.
Don't want to read about your faves? Perfectly natural! Consider instead the charms of GENTLETHAN, only one of the many incredible ships brought into this world by buzwuzz's patented BUFFYVERSE OTP GENERATOR**.
If buzwuzz's AWARD-NOMINATED poetry leaves you wanting more, visit the bookmark collection of more than 150 BUFFYVERSE POEM RECS and more than 450 total Buffyverse poem links.
Speaking of recs, buzwuzz posts a monthly rec list MULTIPLE TIMES A YEAR***! Discover more Buffy stuff than you ever can or want to read, and rediscover many things that buzwuzz has only just noticed.
Do you regret joining the Buffy fandom a decade too late to experience it on LiveJournal? Never fear! Due to the efforts of buzwuzz and many other people, you can, in the year 2020, participate in the one, the only, the legendary,
seasonal_spuffy (available on LJ and DW)!Is your head spinning from this abundance of riches? Do you wander in vain seeking where the action is in the Buffy fandom? SUBSCRIBE to our NEWSLETTER****
su_herald today and never miss a thing again! Unless the editors miss it!Not into the Buffyverse? Tough cookies! However, you may still enjoy buzwuzz's PHOTOS that document staring at many random surfaces, or their endearing access-locked venting posts.
"Enough about buzwuzz," you say? "What about me?" Well, how would you like a UNIQUE, lovingly crafted MOOD COLLAGE THINGY for your Buffyverse story?
fandomtrumpshate opens this year!buzwuzz (TM) comes preinstalled with two language packs: Latvian (Latvia) and English (no consistent regional variety), with limited support for German, Lithuanian, and Russian. MARVEL at their ability to use English almost like a regular human being.
buzwuzz (TM) offers***** this and much more, all for the low low price of stroking their ego on the regular. Don't miss out! Find thenewbuzwuzz on BOTH of your favorite sites: Dreamwidth and Pillowfort.
DISCLAIMERS
*The shrimp army option is only available for Illyria.
**Ships produced by the generator reserve the right to be creepy AF.
***So far.
****
rahirah is the editor-in-chief, and 4 other people are involved, but buzwuzz does 1/7 of the work. So you know it's gotta be good.*****Offer may be changed or revoked at any point.
