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Okay, so February is here! And I am down with [personal profile] sara 's Dreamwidth Is for Shitposting challenge, at least the spirit of it:

"The challenge goes like this: you should write some things! In the month of February! And they should be absofuckinglutely pointless. Ideally they will also be funny."

However, the suggested list of topics doesn't speak to me. So I thought, instead, I might pick some crackships and produce some, uh, content for them. Truthfully, I don't think I'll have much space in my brain for this, but I told [personal profile] teigh_corvus  I'd do it -- so I'm making one post at least and seeing where that takes me.

Ship meme for the ship: Bob Munroe, Sunnydale Chief of Police / Cheese Slices

(meme lifted from spikesjojo on tumblr, though I have no idea where it originated)

Which one of them...

• insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible?

Hmm, I'm not sure either of them does. I may be wrong, though! Bob's illusions are a complex thing.

• likes to watch reality tv?

Bob, maybe. Yeah! He does. He finds it relaxing because of the whole no supernatural shenanigans aspect.

• refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone?

I wanna say Cheese Slices, but "refuses" implies they're sentient and communicating. I guess this is actually good, because it goes some way towards solving the alarming consent issues in this relationship.

• is the jealous / protective one?


• goes all out on the holidays?


• cries over books?

Now that we've established the cheese has opinions -- this is Cheese Slices. I think they listen to audiobooks while Bob's at work.

• is terrible with kids?

Cheese Slices. Passive parenting style.

• drinks too much caffeine?

Bob for sure.

• could sleep for twenty-four hours straight?


• never wears matching socks?

Cheese Slices. (They never wear any other kind of socks either, but that's not what the question asked.)

• punches a tree when they’re angry?

I don't really see either of them doing this. But I guess Bob might.

• gets scared by the toaster?


So what's your position on... Chob? -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs?

Date: 2019-02-02 08:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] beer_good_foamy
How do you even tell if the cheese slices are asleep?

Also, heee!

The last time I tried your OTP generator it threw up India Cohen/Hank Summers. That was so wrong yet so ingenious, it'd put a completely new spin on everything about the Summers family. I'd write it if it didn't require at least 140,000 words to get to the bottom of it.


Date: 2019-02-03 05:58 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dreamkist
Chob? - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs?

I got Drogyn/Lilah Morgan on your generator and I'm kind of intrigued by the idea.


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